Like, what would happen if you’re a vegetarian and your boyfriend spritzes this on between his pecs. Or, what if you’re a ravenous meat eater so much so that you grill your steaks for breakfast and quiver the minute someone says short loin or foreshank? What if all of the sudden your dog asks you out on a date?
I hate to sound like the most gullible person in the entire world but what the mother?
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that’s an oddly fantastic site.
This confuses me greatly.
Okay now I get it. I suppose I should have actually clicked the link, hey? Also, ew.
Does this somehow bridge the irreconcilable differences between Whopper Wednesday and Hump Day?
Screw it. I’ll save my 4.99 and just rub myself with dinner.
haha. Danielle is going to be ALL over you.